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What do you call the beginning of a quest to find the best root beer?

The embarqation.

thanks dfw

What do you call a bunch of Jewish songs broken up into smaller segments?

A cantor set.

this should really be a tumblr, shouldn't it?

What do you call a bawdy playwright?

Rakespeare.

-work sucks -i know

i'm not even going to bother trying today, but i think a cool tribute band would be one that records all their songs in mono and calls themselves wink 364

and look at that ugly vowel cluster too

What's the most titillating way to profane a Muslim house of worship?

Mosqueulation.

make of this what you will

What do you call a militarily sanctioned massacre?

A spree de corps.