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What do you call the beginning of a quest to find the best root beer?

The embarqation.

thanks dfw

What do you call a bunch of Jewish songs broken up into smaller segments?

A cantor set.

this should really be a tumblr, shouldn't it?

What do you call a bawdy playwright?

Rakespeare.

-work sucks -i know

i'm not even going to bother trying today, but i think a cool tribute band would be one that records all their songs in mono and calls themselves wink 364

and look at that ugly vowel cluster too

What's the most titillating way to profane a Muslim house of worship?

Mosqueulation.

make of this what you will

What do you call a militarily sanctioned massacre?

A spree de corps.

besides rice krispies of course

What cereal is the most communicative?

Koko Puffs.

for real this time i swear

What do you call a government that stores its annals in unchangeable public records?

ROMmunism.

meh i have math homework

What do you call someone who throws a hissy fit whenever he misses a deadline?

A juvenile delinquent.

And, we're back!

Summer's more or less over. Here we go again.

What do you call it when the QB misses up a flea flicker?

A faux pass.

yay for umlaut

Where do ceramics enthusiasts vacation in Germany?

Potter's Köln.

more like marcus licentious

Which triumvir was the most boorish?

Crassus.

Happy Bloomsday!

What do stout Irish opera singers wear for activities?

Molly Bloomers.

sigh

Who betrayed Jesus from overhead?

Judas Iscarryon.

i hope you are all watching fußball

Who is the stronghold of the German attack?

Bastion Schweinsteiger.

joplin' for something usable here

What do you call a very mechanical violin player?

Raganini.

sorry no skaggerak

What kind of encased meat cuts through Jutland?

Kielbasa.

israeli humor maybe?

What do you call someone who likes to see teeth returned to their original location?

An irredentist.

what

What do you call very terse psychoanalysis?

Lacanic.