pimento mori

Out of all the fruits and vegetables, which are the most diverse?

Sundry tomatoes.

duck and cover

What do ducks like to smoke?

Quacky tobacky.

this one's somewhat on the arcane side i guess?

What aria did Puccini write at Yankee Stadium?

"O mio bambino caro".

Thanks to Becca Corman for inspiration

What was Mandy Moore's best experience at a Chinese restaurant?

A Wok to Remember.

general tsober

What do you call it when you savagely eat your Chinese food?

Wonton destruction.

and he eats jacob barley

Where does Tiny Tim cram for exams?

In a Christmas carrel.

Lost and Foundry

What do Old West towns have in common with fonts?

The worst ones are sans sheriff.