oh whoops i forgot to post yesterday my bad

What do you call Hungarian cockroaches?

Budapests.

did i spell that right?

Which basketball coach is the most high-strung?

Lute Olsen.

isLAMEy

Which Russian composer is the starchiest?

Mealy Balakirev.

i blame the lateness on daylight savings

What vow did the triplet competitive eaters take before facing off against their rivals?

The Oath of the Voracii.

warchan

What do you call it when /b/tards flood hapless forums with witty comments?

Drolling.

yeah this is terrible whatever

Sorry for the skipped day; I've been a bit sick recently. On that note:

Which disease is the most expensive to eradicate?

Dollara.

plato the line

Which pre-Socratic philosopher is the stupidest?

Heraclitus the Slack-Jawed Yokel.