-work sucks -i know

i'm not even going to bother trying today, but i think a cool tribute band would be one that records all their songs in mono and calls themselves wink 364

and look at that ugly vowel cluster too

What's the most titillating way to profane a Muslim house of worship?

Mosqueulation.

make of this what you will

What do you call a militarily sanctioned massacre?

A spree de corps.

besides rice krispies of course

What cereal is the most communicative?

Koko Puffs.

for real this time i swear

What do you call a government that stores its annals in unchangeable public records?

ROMmunism.

meh i have math homework

What do you call someone who throws a hissy fit whenever he misses a deadline?

A juvenile delinquent.

And, we're back!

Summer's more or less over. Here we go again.

What do you call it when the QB misses up a flea flicker?

A faux pass.