BARRAGE OF PUNS

Which linguist is the most decorative?
Gnome Chomsky.

Which linguist is the hungriest?
Noam Chompsky.

Which linguist goes downhill the fastest?
Noam Chomski.

Which linguist has seven hills?
Rome Chomsky.

Which linguist has the longest, most flexible nose?
Edward Tapir.

lowest common denominator whatever

What's the drunkest former SSR?

Boozebekistan.

Invoking Ire

What causes Irish republicans to nonetheless support Northern Ireland?

Ulsterior motives.

Yurts are funny

Here's a guest pun from an anonymous contributor. Enjoy!

Why is a Mongol invasion a piecemeal process?

They like to do it steppe by steppe.

What happened when customs on the Straits of the Johor became really easy to get through?

The borders became Singaporous.

Peter Pan now has wifi, guys

What did Greyhound get when they accidentally loaded one of their charter vehicles with short-range guns?

A blunder bus.

Cocklofts and actual height notwithstanding

When they stacked up all sitcom actors, who came out on top?

Brad Garret.