mope-a-dope

What do you call someone who mopes all around the city?

Peripathetic.

que tara tara

What would you call Katharina Blum if she had grown up in Alabama?

The belle of the Böll.

sorry for being so lat-e as to not post yesterday

How do you overwork American conductors?

Send them on a baton death march.

yitzchak rabid disapproval

Which Israeli contains the most text?

Tanachem Begin.

Aesir what you did there

Flying Norse farmers must live off a wing and a Freyr.

romani fever

Which dog is the best at playing gypsy guitar?

Django Lassie.

Caves and Graves

What do you call rock formations poking out of the floor of POW camps?

Stalagmites.