yay for umlaut

Where do ceramics enthusiasts vacation in Germany?

Potter's Köln.

more like marcus licentious

Which triumvir was the most boorish?

Crassus.

Happy Bloomsday!

What do stout Irish opera singers wear for activities?

Molly Bloomers.

sigh

Who betrayed Jesus from overhead?

Judas Iscarryon.

i hope you are all watching fußball

Who is the stronghold of the German attack?

Bastion Schweinsteiger.

joplin' for something usable here

What do you call a very mechanical violin player?

Raganini.

sorry no skaggerak

What kind of encased meat cuts through Jutland?

Kielbasa.

israeli humor maybe?

What do you call someone who likes to see teeth returned to their original location?

An irredentist.

what

What do you call very terse psychoanalysis?

Lacanic.

the rest of you can look it up when you get home

What do LeRoy Carhart and Fatboy Slim have in common?

Both made money with the weapon of choice.

with just a couple of minutes to spare

How do Kenyans exercise?

Nairobics.

arid schmarid

What do you call a computer program that maps deserts using satellites?

Google Dearth.

relevancy factor: 4

What did Congress do when pastries became fatally bad?

They enacted torte reform.

a word i like, sadly more archaic than "seldom"

What do you call someone who loves to curse?

Profain.

i may be hitting a creative dry spell, meh.

What do you call a child who is constantly upset about not having a Wii?

Unconsoled.